Saturday, January 27, 2007 ›
1:57 AM
Haven't blogged in a long long time. So much to talk about, no idea where to start.
Okay.. I guess I'll start with some stuff about my parents.
I don't hate/dislike my parents, or rather, I'm not supposed to. I mean I can see all that they've given me, and also all the things they helped me in. Although they set a certain standard for me, that standard is always achievable, and they don't give me much pressure. They let me choose what I want, and didn't force me into schools like HCI and stuff. But I am sorry, I have no idea why I still shout at them, and disrespect them, after all the things they've done for me.
I really have no idea.
Friday, after physics there was this stretch of time, which consists of lunch and elective module. I didn't take any electives for semester one, so I had a 2 hour break, all the way to the start of CCA. Well, it was so fun. First, I joined, and smashed Ting Ting, and I said she couldn't even serve the shuttle cross court. She said her racket was screwy and the string was broken, so I suggested that we switched rackets, and we did. BUT. She still couldn't serve cross court. And, I could smash her with her racket. How cool. Then Jun Yi the fatass starts provoking me sayign that i'm short and stuff. So he said, " You're so short how to play badminton.."
Right after that, I smashed him, and he hid behind the girls so I would hit the girls instead of him. So of course I stopped smashing and provoked him back. "You're so fat, how to play sports"
Then he said that I'm short, how can play badminton. So I proved to him that I could. And even with his height he couldn't. He can't even fucking serve over the net, and he starts saying that I'm a noob in badminton. Wtf ? Not making sense is he.
I got so pissed, but Ting Ting was still talking crap. So I said, " Shut up, or I might decide to smash you again." And she didn't shut up, so I did smash her.
After a while, more people left. Leaving esther/candice and me, against Ting Ting and the fatass. So he served, and I smashed. Right into his stomach. But I bet he has so much fats he didn't feel anything.
I also observed, that both the fatass and yuxiang cross their legs the same way, the way that girls cross their legs !
I bet their so fucking gay they don't even have balls thats why they can cross their legs that way. And he dares to call me and Soh Jie gays when we haven't even touched each other 3 times. And even if we did, we were probably trying to hit each other.
The CCA was cool , but I (was) pissed (off) at the start of the training. When I saw the noobs playing I almost vommited blood. I mean I seriously wanted to question the teacher in charge how the fuck they chose who got in and who don't. Its like totally randomly picked. I probably got in because, both my parents forced me to write the achievements, which were the school team stuff. So I got in. But Soh Jie didn't. Before that noobass guy played, I could already tell he couldn't play. He wears the PE attire and tucks in. He pulls his pants so high its at his stomach. He uses a $5 dollar racket. I'm not saying like I'm very rich or anything, but I mean, a $20 dollar racket would be like a thousand time better than that crap. So when he started playing, I knew I was right. So I just sat there staring into space. Then the year 3 captain dude called me to join him,(doubles) against a year 5 guy partnering a year 3 guy. And, the year 5 guy is best in the whole school. We didn't count scores and we just kept on playing. For 4 hours.
So I came home, bathed, took dinner and left for badminton training, again.
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I probably didn't make it clear, but I just realised, I miss my primary school days a hell load.
I was in a all boys school. Not that I'm gay and I hate girls, but I'm starting to feel that boys school might be better. Lets list out what I miss.
-Badminton trainings, 3 times a week, sometimes 4.
-During badminton trainings, run for 20 minutes non-stop, if anyone stops, time will be added.
-(insert all the crap we do during training)
-I mean, its real cool, that we kinda all suffer together, and swear at noobs together.
-After trainings, go to my friend's house because I'm too lazy to take bus home.I'll just wait till my parents come.(Mainly Milton's house. Hes a totally cool friend la. He taught me how to cook the other type of instant noodles.(not cup noodles -.-'')
-Playing games with Milton.
-Making Milton feel stupid.
-Looking at Wai Chung point middle finger at the teacher when shes facing the whiteboard.
-Looking at Shiou Ren singing in the class some crap that I don't even understand.
-Complaining to other classmates how we hate our teachers.
-Staying back in school.
-At 6pm and my father haven't come yet, I would feel that I'm the only person in the school and thats cool.
-Dissmissal at 1.15
-Super-irritating-fruit-of-the-spirit-dunno-what assembly talks where its so warm.
-Singing our school song and saying the marist creed everyday.
-Saying prayer right after our marist creed.
-Using those fake ties stuff.
-I really really miss the spirit our team used to have. Its really saddening that everyone has separated, and we can't swear at our coach and get punished like shit anymore.
-Looking at PingXi make weird faces and stuff.
-Lastly, I miss having a Timothy Moey in my class. Its like everyone is a timothy moey in NUS high so its normal.
Its so saddening.
Really saddening.
Well, heres a reward if you read through my whole blog post. Highlight to reveal a sick joke, if not, thanks for reading.
There was a man, who dumped his girlfriend. The father of the girlfriend decided to do something about it.
He waited for the right opportunity when the man was alone, he knocked him unconcious.
When the man woke up, he found a stone on his stomach, and the father of the girlfriend standing infront of the bed hes lying on.
The father of the girlfriend said," Your first punishment is that you have a stone on your stomach."
So the man picked up the stone and threw it out of the window.
The father of the girlfriend spoke again, " Your second punishment is that the your right testicle is tied to the stone."
Hearing that, he dived out of the window trying to save his right testicle.
The father of the girlfriend spoke again, "Your third, and last, punishment is that your left testicle is tied to the bed." |
