Wednesday, January 31, 2007 › 9:03 PM

Hoookay.
So. If you are a guy and you are sick in the head, join cheerleading !
And if you are a girl and want to be molested , join cheerleading !
Guy join cheerleading = molest girls
Girl join cheerleading = Get molested by guys.

MY EQUATIONS ARE DEFINITELY CORRECT. I DID A SERIES OF EXPERIMENTS AND CONCLUDED.

Anyway. I seriously find that dove( ? ) commercial thing damn irritating.
They're just stating the facts !
She thinks she's fat.(Because she is.)
She hates her curly hair.(Because it makes her ugliER.)
She thinks shes ugly.(No, shes FUGLY.)

GET IT ?

Anyway.
Dad's jokes LoL.
What do you call a deer that can't see.
No idea !
What do you call a deer that can't see and is not moving.
Still no idea !
What do you call a deer that can't see, is not moving and has just been stepped on by a giant ?
STILL BLOODY NO IDEA !