Friday, August 08, 2008 ›
11:03 PM
How to get a sit in public transport without feeling guilty.
Things you need:
1. a guilty conscience
2. functional eyes
3. an empty seat
Step 1.
Choose a number to count to from 1-30 according to how much you need a seat.
Step 2.
If there were any old/disabled people around, add 10 to your number.
Step 3.
Start counting.
Step 4.
If you have finished counting and seat is still empty, good for you. Take a seat.
Additional notes:
If an old person comes by give up your seat immediately.
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